FIFA to Gay Soccer Fans: Fuck You!

December 2, 2010

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Qatar won its bid to host the World Cup in 2022. Not surprisingly, one of the biggest obstacles in its bid to host the world’s most popular sporting event was the brutal summer heat. The average daytime high during the weeks when the World Cup is traditionally played is between 106 and 115 degrees. Qatar, which […]

Posted in: Politics, Sports

You can’t fire him…Apu thought that shit was hilarious!

November 30, 2010

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If you follow sports you know that there’s some controversy surrounding Auburn quarterback and Heisman Trophy candidate, Cam Newton. According to ESPN, Newton’s father, a pastor, solicited $180,000 from Mississippi State when they were recruiting his son. Anyway, the NCAA is investigating. Meanwhile, Auburn – which totally didn’t pay a dime to get Cam Newton […]

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Song of the Day: ‘Hurts so good’ by John “Cougar” Mellencamp

November 24, 2010

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This song’s about anal sex, right?

Posted in: Song of the Day

Does the Pope want you to wear a rubber?

November 24, 2010

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If you’re like me you were pleased to learn that the Pope is softening the Church’s stance on the use of condoms; you’re also confused as to who gets to wear a condom and who doesn’t. Well, I decided to call the Pope and get this sorted out. Below is a transcript of our conversation: […]

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Oh no she didn’t just say “Dog Balls!”

November 19, 2010

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No, Sarah Palin did not say, “Dog Balls!” We just took a picture from her recent New York Times profile and made it look like she said, “Dog Balls!” It’s a trick we picked up from our days reading cartoons. See, in real life, when someone talks, they don’t emit a bubble from their mouth […]

Posted in: Politics

Fred Smoot on Love Boat Scandal: Lamest. Hooker Party. Ever.

November 18, 2010

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Former Minnesota Vikings cornerback/social secretary Fred Smoot says the hooker party more affectionately known as the “Minnesota Vikings Love Boat Scandal” was soooo overrated.  [DC Sports Bog]

Posted in: Sports

You can tell a lot about a person by their stupid, ugly yellow car

November 18, 2010

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Yellow cars are so fucking ugly.  Seriously.  If you ask me, people who own yellow cars are the most impatient people on earth because the only reason anyone would buy a yellow car is because they couldn’t wait the two or three days for the salesman to have the same car in a normal color […]

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