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You can’t fire him…Apu thought that shit was hilarious!

November 30, 2010

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If you follow sports you know that there’s some controversy surrounding Auburn quarterback and Heisman Trophy candidate, Cam Newton. According to ESPN, Newton’s father, a pastor, solicited $180,000 from Mississippi State when they were recruiting his son. Anyway, the NCAA is investigating. Meanwhile, Auburn – which totally didn’t pay a dime to get Cam Newton […]

Song of the Day: ‘Hurts so good’ by John “Cougar” Mellencamp

November 24, 2010

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This song’s about anal sex, right?

Does the Pope want you to wear a rubber?

November 24, 2010

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If you’re like me you were pleased to learn that the Pope is softening the Church’s stance on the use of condoms; you’re also confused as to who gets to wear a condom and who doesn’t. Well, I decided to call the Pope and get this sorted out. Below is a transcript of our conversation: […]

Oh no she didn’t just say “Dog Balls!”

November 19, 2010

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No, Sarah Palin did not say, “Dog Balls!” We just took a picture from her recent New York Times profile and made it look like she said, “Dog Balls!” It’s a trick we picked up from our days reading cartoons. See, in real life, when someone talks, they don’t emit a bubble from their mouth […]

Fred Smoot on Love Boat Scandal: Lamest. Hooker Party. Ever.

November 18, 2010

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Former Minnesota Vikings cornerback/social secretary Fred Smoot says the hooker party more affectionately known as the “Minnesota Vikings Love Boat Scandal” was soooo overrated.  [DC Sports Bog]

You can tell a lot about a person by their stupid, ugly yellow car

November 18, 2010

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Yellow cars are so fucking ugly.  Seriously.  If you ask me, people who own yellow cars are the most impatient people on earth because the only reason anyone would buy a yellow car is because they couldn’t wait the two or three days for the salesman to have the same car in a normal color […]